||(2004年11月24日 (水) 20時25分)
If you know anything at all about the month of November, you know it is usually filled with worrisome things, including slippery autumn leaves, blustery windstorms, warm pumpkin pie, and ill-fated turkeys. This November is turning out to be one of the worst on record.
Help is nowhere in sight. Mr. Snicket continues to elude the noble volunteers at AuthorTracker, even as both the unnerving holiday season and the release of the film Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events are fast-approaching. Some say that the books based on the movie, including The Ponderous Postcards, The Puzzling Puzzles, The Pessimistic Posters and Behind the Scenes with Count Olaf, make the best gifts. Others say these books make the best gifts for your worst enemies.
By all accounts, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events will be the most alarming cinematic spectacle since The Wizard of Oz or your graduation from second grade, a long-winded description which here means 土ou only have until December 17th to plan your trip to some fortunate place where Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is not playing. Hurry!
With all due respect,
Harper Collins Publishers